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"I like you. I like you a great deal. Frankly, anyone who doesn't is a fucking idiot. And anyone who says cruel things, or uses silence as a weapon, is a bully who knows how to be violent without lifting a finger. Don't blame yourself, sweetheart. It's not your fault or your shame."

🫠

"Mein Gott, you are insatiable, woman!" Oberhufter declared, untying the sash of his dressing gown as he strode back into the room, slamming the door shut behind him.”

I beg your finest fucking pardon, I knew something was going to happen between them, but not this!

"I'm going to kiss you," he warned.

????!!!

“Home, he thought with a silent sigh.
Which was ridiculous, considering he'd only known the woman for a short while.
And yet somehow, Beth Pickering had become a safe hearth for him.”

STHAP ITT

With a groan, he leaned against the compartment door. "Tell me not to do it."
"Don't do it," Gabriel said.
"You truly think I shouldn't?"
"You want to know what I truly think?
Truly?"
"Yes."
"I think that the Fordwich Phenomenon
is a perfect example of how"
Thud.”

This is so funny 😭😂

“The Fordwich Phenomenon of
Thaumaturgic Erosion Trails, Illustrated by the Transportation over Loam of the Saint Augustine Limestone.''
"I think I died a little just from hearing that title."

Me too

“she forcefully apologized her way back down the corridor (while behind her, had she known it, sat two extremely excited publicists, shaking hands and congratulating each other).”

These people are EVIL (but please do keep stirring whatever you are stirring 😏😭)

“Devon sat on the floor of the Margaret Lucas Cavendish, Duchess of Newcastle-upon-Tyne Bedroom,”

Perhaps another word u might want to add to make the name longer 🌚

“I miss the me i was with him.”

Omg she is so exhausted

“a wingspan of dying as a deadly frostbird swooped down, a sinuous blur of long white feathers and silvery flares, trailing icy sparks that scorched the morning with a promise of carnage.”

AGAINN???