starfish’s Reviews > Wahala > Status Update
starfish
is 25% done
“I’m particularly foolish when they’re tall, dark and handsome. What does Kayode look like?”
“He’s tall. And dark. And I think he’s handsome.” Ronke picked up the menus.
“He sounds right up my street.” Isobel winked.
Ronke waved the menus in the air, trying to brush off her annoyance. “Sorry, he’s taken,” she said, stomping back to their table.
CAUSE WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO SOMEONE LMAO
— Dec 22, 2025 07:49AM
“He’s tall. And dark. And I think he’s handsome.” Ronke picked up the menus.
“He sounds right up my street.” Isobel winked.
Ronke waved the menus in the air, trying to brush off her annoyance. “Sorry, he’s taken,” she said, stomping back to their table.
CAUSE WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO SOMEONE LMAO
Like flag
starfish’s Previous Updates
starfish
is 2% done
“As Ronke turned to shut the door, she knew his eyes would linger on her arse. It felt like home.”
oh no. oh. no. please stop. what are you trying to say rn…
— Dec 04, 2025 01:16PM
oh no. oh. no. please stop. what are you trying to say rn…

