Amy’s Reviews > Don Quixote > Status Update

I’ve finished the first part!

If a friend asks you to seduce his wife, to prove how chaste she is, just say, “NO”!

“Remember I’m old enough to give advice, and the advice I’m giving you now is exactly right, and a bird in the hand is better than a vulture in the air, and if you have something good and choose something evil, you can’t complain about the good that happens to you.” [he confused the proverb].

“And hastily he pulled off his breeches and was left wearing only his skin and shirttails, and then, without further ado, he kicked his heels twice, turned two cartwheels with his head down and his feet in the air, and revealed certain things, Sancho, in order to not see them again, pulled on Rocinante’s reins and turned him around, satisfied and convinced that he could swear his master had lost his mind.“

“For the love of God, Señor, don’t let me see your grace naked, for that will make me feel so bad I won’t be able to stop crying, and my head’s in such a state after the crying I did last night over my gray that I’m in no mood for any more tears; if it’s your grace’s wish that I see some crazy actions, do them fully dressed, and let them be brief and to the point.”