Justin Dargan’s Reviews > The Return of the King > Status Update

Poor old Merry! How glad I am to see you again! But tell me, are you hurt, or wounded?
‘No,’ said Merry. Well, no, I don’t think so. But I can’t use my right arm…

Jesus, this is like… ALL the memories of life lived as a sports guy. Not sure whether I am ashamed or proud of the fact that I relate to this. Both? I guess.

Gandalf and Shadowfax being friends and equals is one of the best, rarely remarked upon subplots in this eternal work of genius, and I am here for it so hard.