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'Danny guffaws. “What, like that M. Night Shyamalan film?”

“That film was shit,” I say, because I can’t not, and the room exhales.

“That idea’s shit.”'

This boring ass book is like that shitty M. Night Shyamalan film

"A head came first, human but naked of emotion, eyes open and unseeing. The rest of the body followed, only none of it looked properly attached. It was like someone had stapled different parts of a body together, paperclipping on ears, fingers, all of them backward or twisted, wrong. ... Its lower half was draped in bin bags, like a long skirt, only the plastic seemed to be welded to its skin."

Wtf

"The graying damp spot on her ceiling had bulged out when she wasn’t watching, dripped bit by bit onto the top of the fridge, coalescing into something viscous and malformed with too many limbs."

What in the Stranger Things is going on here