Status Update

Clare Snow is 54% done

"Is that his natural colouring, or is he beginning to look ghostly? Should I kill him?"

That all depends on when he stops berating her...

— Dec 23, 2025 08:46PM

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Clare’s Previous Updates

Clare Snow is 69% done

"I wonder whether I'm experiencing empathy. And if so, I wonder why it's chosen this moment to arrive."

— Dec 27, 2025 08:23PM

Clare Snow is 65% done

"I wonder how she'd describe losing something really important. Her mind perhaps? Or her freedom?"

— Dec 26, 2025 08:06PM

Clare Snow is 59% done

"Is it possible I like making her laugh? What's wrong with me? I need to snap out of this."

— Dec 25, 2025 03:09AM

Clare Snow is 52% done

"If we get stuck in here and people start using my oxygen, I am definitely killing that kid first."

— Dec 23, 2025 01:08AM

Clare Snow is 45% done

"Funny how I always work better when I'm planning to kill someone."

— Dec 21, 2025 03:47AM

Clare Snow is 35% done

"Anyone who describes murder and suicide as a funny turn gets my vote."

— Dec 19, 2025 11:18PM

Clare Snow is 26% done

"I think that once you pass a certain age, the world stops looking at you. Until one day, nobody sees you at all."

— Dec 16, 2025 10:11PM

Clare Snow is 25% done

"And what about my vegetable garden? They'd discover it's not just cabbage heads out there."

#SerialKillerProblems

— Dec 16, 2025 12:00AM

Clare Snow is 16% done

"There appears to be a rotting human head in your fish tank. It might be time to clean it out."

— Dec 09, 2025 09:22PM

Clare Snow is 12% done

"Such a shame I didn't think to bring my hammer."

— Dec 09, 2025 08:05PM

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