Status Update

Kenna is 58% done

“maybe a bit of distance is good right now?”

THEY DO NOT KNOW THE CHERNOBYL OF TRAUMA IS APPROACHING NOOOOOO

— Dec 23, 2025 08:56PM

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Kenna’s Previous Updates

Kenna is 79% done

ah yes the atomic bomb that is hayden pike and his fanmail videos is about yo drop excellent

— Dec 23, 2025 10:23PM

Kenna is 66% done

shane doesn’t know it yet but ilya has just recently adopted luca haas as their child TRUST

— Dec 23, 2025 09:29PM

Kenna is 64% done

gotta put all my sports teams through an almost plane crash!!!! THEYLL BE GAY AND START WINNINGGGGG

— Dec 23, 2025 09:25PM

Kenna is 62% done

j.j. continuing to show signs of cte… thoughts and prayers

— Dec 23, 2025 09:12PM

Kenna is 54% done

is everyone on the verge of killing themselves????

— Dec 23, 2025 08:37PM

Kenna is 42% done

the commissioner??? yeah we have GOT TO kill this man

— Dec 23, 2025 07:37PM

Kenna is 3% done

“your mom hasn’t been texting all week”

we have to put the wasian down 💔

— Dec 23, 2025 10:12AM

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