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Emily does not know culinary terms and she’s tired of googling them. Might I suggest this be a picture book instead?

— Dec 23, 2025 09:06PM

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Emily Jacob is on page 70 of 312

Just following up, “vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit, an affront to all I stand for”

— 14 hours, 55 min ago

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“My naked contempt for vegetarians”

Oh how I am chuckling at this

— Dec 21, 2025 07:36PM

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