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emily
is 90% done
3rd act breakup + miscommunication 🙁 (i'm doing the strangling emote rn)
— Dec 24, 2025 06:37AM
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emily
is 99% done
aagghh! not sure what i think about the ending, taking up half her speech with an underlying sense that she doesn't trust them enough to stay together, so she's moving into her own house even though they are dating - and then literally in the epilogue a year later they have bought a house together??
i HATE third act breakups and this one was the same and i think her dad should have showed up
however im #team miles
— Dec 24, 2025 06:56AM
i HATE third act breakups and this one was the same and i think her dad should have showed up
however im #team miles
emily
is 87% done
“I freaked out, Daphne, but that doesn’t mean I dont love you.”
My stomach lurches. My skin goes from fiery
hot to clammy and cold, and that word lodges itself between my ribs.
I need it out, know the wound will gush when it’s gone, but don’t care.
“No,” I stammer.
“No?” Miles gives a hoarse laugh. “How is that a response to what I just
said? I just told you I love you, Daphne”
omg icant
— Dec 24, 2025 06:29AM
My stomach lurches. My skin goes from fiery
hot to clammy and cold, and that word lodges itself between my ribs.
I need it out, know the wound will gush when it’s gone, but don’t care.
“No,” I stammer.
“No?” Miles gives a hoarse laugh. “How is that a response to what I just
said? I just told you I love you, Daphne”
omg icant
emily
is 85% done
MY JAW DROPPED?? HE HELPED HER MOVE OUT WTF??????
anyway peter came running back🤞🏻
— Dec 24, 2025 06:23AM
anyway peter came running back🤞🏻
emily
is 49% done
god this slow burn is killing me 50% and they gave kinda just pg15 kissed guys pls cmon, i cant believe he said "just friends"😭😭😭😭
— Dec 23, 2025 10:59AM
