M'rella’s Reviews > In the Kill > Status Update

The mystery revealed! Sage has been cooking on the tiny coffe maker's burner! How clever. Lavender is in awe! Kidyounot.

Sage makes 5 star meals out of leftovers for Lavender, while alone in a hotel room. How and why? I mean, read a book if you are bored. The hotel has room service. Ugh ...

Apparently, according to this book, "women are generally the worst" at giving head. @.@ ............

OK, fun comments aside, this Sage/Lavender lovelust from the first sight (literally, they are frigging all over each other, flowers, kisses, poetry, sex ...and cheese) is getting to me. But I think I will continue for just a little more to find out who put a hit on Sage (tho I think I already know).

"His hair smelled like coconut and lime and Lavender wanted to rub his nose in it and fill his lungs with Sage . " Italics are mine.

What's with the wrinkles in this book? >:\

"it's more humane if they (targets) don't freak out". says Lavender's handler. @.@

omg! Sage didn't actually see the cat die! He could have been giving mouth to mouth to a couple-of-days-dead cat! Bleh!... bleh bleh blee.....

teh kitteh "..she isn't very bright and is unusually clumsy for a cat" ...she is a zombie.

Cool I like it so far :)