Spudpuppy’s Reviews > Wuthering Heights > Status Update

why has Hareton, as the most strapped character, not simply blasted Heathcliff into oblivion

I need Heathcliff to die already I'm so fucking over it

also Linton is def faking being sick for attention, right?

someone give Isabella a gun

I can't decide if Heathcliff's vibe is more regular old school shooter or if he's more like the kid from anime club where any time you piss him off he's like "hrrrgh.... graughhhhh... you... you bastard!!!!! you're gonna make me activate my sharingan!!!! graaaAAAAAAAUGH!!!!" and then storms away without doing anything

there's nothing I love more than "pious ejaculation"