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farah!! is 25% done

take a shot every time i have to pull out the annotated version of lolita to understand whatever french word/phrase this dude says 😭

— Dec 25, 2025 12:39AM

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farah!!’s Previous Updates

farah!! is 88% done

brother dont play with me with that joke about shooting lolita .....

— Dec 29, 2025 01:18AM

farah!! is 83% done

— Dec 28, 2025 11:49PM

farah!! is 63% done

very interesting how quickly his opinion of her changed … like what did you expect? lolita to be a nymphet forever? 💀

— Dec 27, 2025 03:07AM

farah!! is 50% done

lolita really is not enjoying this year-long road trip

— Dec 26, 2025 02:38PM

farah!! is 44% done

god yes lolita pls just report humbert’s ass omg

— Dec 26, 2025 03:13AM

farah!! is 26% done

mrs haze rlly seems to hate her daughter...

— Dec 25, 2025 01:41AM

farah!! is 21% done

this guy fr needs to be put in jail

— Dec 24, 2025 09:16PM

farah!! is 11% done

there is smth seriously wrong with this dude

— Dec 23, 2025 02:28PM

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