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Trying to parse the floriography of these funeral bouquets, and the enshittification of the Internet since AI is making it really difficult. If I were at home, I would just check my reference books, but as it is, I may have to go to the local library.

"So you name your cat Sugar, or Smudge, or Zeus...."

Poor Spice, being left out!

"'That's a Princess Bride reference,' I explained.
"'No, no, I got it,' the woman assured me."

LOL I immediately love Mathilda. I empathize with "Oh, no, I got your reference; I'm just judging you for making it."

"I didn't need another cat.... But then, no one ever needs a cat these days. That's not why we have cats. We have cats because they amuse us and because otherwise our clothes would lack the texture only cat hair can provide."

Very true. I'm out of town for the holidays and my clothes have a faint dusting of glitter instead of cat hair. Terribly unfashionable!