Naomi’s Reviews > The Nine Lives of Christmas > Status Update
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"...human females expected their men to tell them every little thing; what a pain." –Ambrose
— Dec 26, 2025 11:38AM
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Naomi
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Ugh everyone around Marilee and Zach keeps telling them to get married and “wouldn’t it be nice” or it’s “a shame you haven’t met anyone.” How annoying.
— 13 hours, 11 min ago
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Ambrose's cause of "death"
•dying on operating table while getting neutered
•getting hit by a car
•canary causing him to loose a life?
— Dec 26, 2025 12:38PM
•dying on operating table while getting neutered
•getting hit by a car
•canary causing him to loose a life?
Naomi
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Ch.3"...instead of coming to the cat killer he walked away and brushed against the leg of an old chair, marking it. I'd rather identify with this chair than get anywhere near you. 'He makes my nose itch,' said the cougar, rubbing a finger under her nose. 'I hope you're not going to have him for long.' Ambrose narrowed his eyes, 'We'll see who stays around the longest, baby.'"
— Dec 26, 2025 12:28PM
Naomi
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"'Tom.' Ambrose cringed at the mention of his pathetic new name." I was thinking the same thing it's not as cute as Ambrose.
— Dec 26, 2025 11:40AM
Naomi
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lol Ambrose said "cougar" he knew cause he and his old woman used to watch a reality tv show
— Dec 26, 2025 11:37AM

