Jenna’s Reviews > Foul Heart Huntsman > Status Update

test tube babies but not in the way you would think

very firm supporter of women being bad drivers

gag it

what sound does your gun make?

BENEDIKT AND MARSHALL

“i could pretend to be british”
she’s so unserious i can’t ALSO YESSSSS IM SI GLAD SHES THE ONE THAT FOUND OUT ABOUT PHOEBE THE GIRLS STAY WINNING

THE ALISA ORION DUO IS SOMETHING I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED AND OMG THEYRE BEING LIKE ACTUAL SPIES RIGHT NOW THIS IS LITERALLY THE I CAN SEE YOU MUSIC VIDEO

awwwwwwww

alisa is so funny i missed her so much

i don’t think ive ever giggled this much while reading a book i’m so happy this isn’t funny