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They look at each other. One of them, Lars I think, coughs in my face.
Then, Beowulf says wistfully, “Your beauty is nuanced and labyrinthine like a sentence by Proust.”
I laugh, but Beowulf looks dead serious. He raises his glass to me. I notice his punch is in a plastic sippy cup. That he’s wearing black leather gloves.
— Dec 26, 2025 05:07PM
Then, Beowulf says wistfully, “Your beauty is nuanced and labyrinthine like a sentence by Proust.”
I laugh, but Beowulf looks dead serious. He raises his glass to me. I notice his punch is in a plastic sippy cup. That he’s wearing black leather gloves.
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It all feels like a terrible play. A hysterical laugh comes out of me like a cough.
That’s when Rob Valencia’s head explodes. Literally explodes. Blood and brains all over me, the walls. Blood all over the Bunnies and their whimpering boys. Bits of skull falling on the hardwood floor like hail. His headless suited body remains standing before me. Then it collapses to the floor
HONESTLY, DON'T UNDERSTAND A SINGLE TING
— Dec 26, 2025 05:24PM
That’s when Rob Valencia’s head explodes. Literally explodes. Blood and brains all over me, the walls. Blood all over the Bunnies and their whimpering boys. Bits of skull falling on the hardwood floor like hail. His headless suited body remains standing before me. Then it collapses to the floor
HONESTLY, DON'T UNDERSTAND A SINGLE TING
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“What do you think, Samantha?” Fosco asks me.
That it’s a piece of pretentious shit. That it says nothing, gives nothing. That I don’t understand it, that probably no one does and no one ever will. That not being understood is a privilege I can’t afford. That I can’t believe this woman got paid to come here. That I think she should apologize to trees.
LMAOOOOO, this was satisfying to read
— Dec 26, 2025 12:33PM
That it’s a piece of pretentious shit. That it says nothing, gives nothing. That I don’t understand it, that probably no one does and no one ever will. That not being understood is a privilege I can’t afford. That I can’t believe this woman got paid to come here. That I think she should apologize to trees.
LMAOOOOO, this was satisfying to read
