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“She was dropped on her head as a child,”

Me whenever I talk about my sibling

“Ellie makes a face “Ew, heteros,” she says”

“The moment passes again. Maybe this time for good.”

“I haven’t felt like a kid since the day in the woods, and it doesn’t seem like the kind of thing you can get back.”

My bbbyyyyyyyyy nooooooo *sobs*

“Jesus respects the drinking age.”

Stop why is that so funny 😭 (you’d have to see the full convo to get it READ THE BOOK)

“It’s interesting, how you can just stop doing things and the world keeps right on going. That would’ve been useful information to have before I wasted so much energy on stuff that turned out not to matter anyway. All that time I could’ve been doing nothing.”

“Robbins was unable to provide a more current photo of his wife than her high school yearbook photo.”

…..SIR