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Critics: "Herman Melville is one of the greatest writers of all time!!"
Herman Melville: spends half a page talking about how you can't pull a whale on his nose cuz they don't have any
— Dec 28, 2025 02:53PM
Herman Melville: spends half a page talking about how you can't pull a whale on his nose cuz they don't have any
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"Top-heavy was the ship as a dinnerless student with all Aristotle in his head."
— Jan 08, 2026 11:49AM
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Ishmael talking about writing about whales: "Give me a condor's quill! Give me Vesuvius' crater for an inkstand! Friends, hold my arms!"
He's soooo dramatic I love him
— Jan 07, 2026 02:04AM
He's soooo dramatic I love him
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"What precise purpose this ivory horn or lance answers, it would be hard to say. [...] My opinion is, that however this one-sided horn may really be used by the Narwhale - however that may be - it would certainly be convenient to him for a folder in reading pamphlets."
Moby Dick is placed cozily next to Lolita in the category "Books You Don't Expect to Be Funny"
— Dec 11, 2025 01:45AM
Moby Dick is placed cozily next to Lolita in the category "Books You Don't Expect to Be Funny"
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V intimidated but shout out to Aike and Gus who convinced me this book is super fun, actually
— Dec 03, 2025 02:17PM
