Joycee’s Reviews > Scarred Mountain Man > Status Update

… but it’s survival of the fittest up here and I’m smarter than most bears.

You stole honey from a bear?

Well, technically, I would be stealing it from the bees …

Shaw is 34.

Jean is 23 and had never been kissed before.

At least then I had a chance of survival, and now I’m practically serving myself to the bears on a silver platter.

At least I’ll have a beautiful view when the bears finally catch up with me.