Christy ★’s Reviews > At first sight > Status Update

Not a hump and dump too 😭💔

Lord it’s even worse IN THE WOODS??? ON THE DIRT?? NEAR HIS MURDER SHED?? HOLYY 😭🥀

Oh there’s more.

Oh fuck off I’m not a professional or anything but neck kisses on day -1 has to be some crazy not normal occurrence.

So bewildered by the fact that they’re already kissing that I logged in, couldn’t so I changed the password to my Amazon account, downloaded the app (website is crazy outdated) just to say ts 💔🥀

Bro he LITERALLY tried to kill you for the past few weeks and also he asked YOU to kill HIM!! (It’s okay she’s self aware and is weirded out by her Stockholm Syndrome too)