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Man Luke’s speech in the show sucks compared to this like can we be fr

All this Tartarus talk giving me war flashbacks to house of hades omfg

No cuz like imagine you’re an immortal god and some twelve year old kid asks to fight you like Percy wtf are you doing

Oh Luke you poor mislead soul sorry guys I’m a Luke sympathizer I fear

Percabeth crumbs 🙏🏻🙏🏻

Smelly Gabe stfu stop pmo

Once again the movies are trash but nothing will ever beat the feeling that went through me when poker face started playing when they walked into the lotus casino like that was a cultural reset

Me realizing how different the show is from this book… wait a damn minute Rick what are we doing

Ok I know the movies were bad but Percy looking in the iPod reflection to kill Medusa was iconic sorry not sorry

Jarring reminder that he is literally twelve years old… also can we stop hinting at the great prophecy like I want to be in denial for longer thank you Rick!