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1) Called it 2) WE LOVE QUEEN ASTOR KICKING MONSTERS IN THE CROTCH

So they're gonna feed the giant shark with this creeper.

Tell me why this dumbass doesn't check his email regularly / ASAP when something happens when that is LITERALLY his stalker's primary method of communication.

THIS STUPID MOTHERFUCKER DIDNT BOTHER TO GIVE BRIAN A PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION?! R U KIDDING ME

So 10/10 Brian got them out of town for sketch reasons and Dexter's gonna return home and his stalker will have kidnapped Deb or some shit right

Ok so why is Brian being weird?? Maybe he helped the gross fuck get his new identity?

Well this is a new one - someone gets murdered and turns out her apartment had stalker-level pictures of you all over the walls, in all of which you either DONT KNOW YOURE BEING PHOTOGRAPHED or ARE LITERALLY ON THE SCENE AT WORK, and the cops decide y'all were having an affair so you're primary suspect #1. Just. HOW.

Wow this guy is disgusting. Need Dexter to take him out yesterday.

Ok I see how we're getting there. But also how tf does he plan to just kill this guy offhand on the first night he found his house ?? Alyssa is kinda there, is she not??