Celeste’s Reviews > The Last Ever After > Status Update

Never fall for a handsome man, think they are entitled to whole world. Even once they’re bloated and balding.

Noooo?! Sisters? Nah that doesn’t make sense. But something!??

Not the ninja turtles! LOL
🐢 😂

“A retirement home for the about to be dead.” -Tedros
I’m LOL!

Name your kids blonde and blonder. Oh Agatha 😆
Jealous because you almost kissed her as a boy and a girl.

Not them fighting about who kissed Sophie and when. 😂 Tedros kissed her when she was a boy. Agatha kissed her when she was a girl.

“What would it be like to love someone forever? Can love even last that long.“

Ahhhhh
“Touch her and I’ll kill you.”
Teeeheee.