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Lucas Sharrett is 53% done

No... What. No. Why. Who... Who is his pal.. he's never done is THIS dirty before. Marcus better make it out man 😭.

— 2 hours, 26 min ago

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Lucas’s Previous Updates

Lucas Sharrett is 61% done

Professor Howdy has never caught a break...😔

— 33 minutes ago

Lucas Sharrett is 51% done

That better not have been Rufus Clay. That better not have been Rufus in the blender.

— 12 hours, 9 min ago

Lucas Sharrett is 50% done

NOT AGAIN, THERE BETTER NOT BE A RUFUS IN THE BLENDER!!! CLLAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!! ...I thought Rufus was in the clear.

— 12 hours, 10 min ago

Lucas Sharrett is 43% done

SHE BURSTED???!!!

— 12 hours, 53 min ago

Lucas Sharrett is 41% done

I definitely thought they were gonna eat Rufus for family dinner. Clay be stressing me out.

— 13 hours, 1 min ago

Lucas Sharrett is 40% done

Oh it's okay just burnt chickpeas

— 13 hours, 7 min ago

Lucas Sharrett is 39% done

THE DOG BETTER NOT BE IN THE FUCKING OVEN CLAY

— 13 hours, 8 min ago

Lucas Sharrett is 14% done

A scalp... No, scratch that. Take-Out noodles.

— Dec 29, 2025 11:59PM

Lucas Sharrett is 14% done

Ooooooh Clay you've got me hooked once again 😔😁. I hate that I had these exact conversations at the holiday dinner table as well 🫠🫠🫠

— Dec 29, 2025 11:57PM

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