Klaudia’s Reviews > The Christmas Tree Farm > Status Update

Nah, girl. You already set yourself up for failure from the start of this relationship. Damn it’s so messy…

BUT I can respect a man who uses toys during sex

Dude… that’s just your love language. It’s healthy to want to take care of someone else… I mean I get Hes traumatized from all of the bitches who took advantage of him, but fighting your natural instincts is worse

So… you’re gonna self sabotage your clear interest in this girl, who clearly doesn’t want your help with anything, because you didn’t know how to set boundaries in your past… yeah that makes sense

OMFG I HATE THESE KIND OF MICROTROPES! The “I’m an independent woman therefore I don’t need no help” like respectfully shut the fuck up

Okay, what a stupid bitch. Why would you buy a property without even seeing it?

AND A FUCKING TYPO ON THE FOLLOWING PAGE. LORD SAVE ME

Ugh. He’s the brother of the owner of the Pumpkin Spice Café, that book that DNF? Lord, this is gonna be a hard read

LISTEN! I know it’s past Christmas and this is book #3 in the series!

BUTTTTTTT!

A. We are in the void period between Christmas and NYE so it’s fine
B. Fuck you I can do whatever I want