jemma’s Reviews > Dungeon Crawler Carl > Status Update

“Being eaten by a bugbear makes me uncomfortable, Carl. So if your boyfriend ogling your tootsies keeps these easy-peasy bugs coming at us instead of more of those lava-spitting llamas, then you better buck up, get over your human male privilege, and take one for your princess.”
I’m genuinely crying. There r tears coming out of my eyes I can’t