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I wanted to ask Rowdy for his advice.
"Hey, buddy," I would have said. "How do I make a beau-
tiful white girl fall in love with me?"
"Well, buddy," he would have said. "The first thing you have to do is change the way you look, the way you talk, and the way you walk. And then she'll think you're her fricking Prince Charming."
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"Hey, buddy," I would have said. "How do I make a beau-
tiful white girl fall in love with me?"
"Well, buddy," he would have said. "The first thing you have to do is change the way you look, the way you talk, and the way you walk. And then she'll think you're her fricking Prince Charming."
