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Yeah I may DNF this. Now he's even putting down Rita's COOKING??? THEEE thing he spent all of book 6 obsessing over??? Gfb.

Yeah I see why people find this Jackie shit annoying. Why tf is a blood spatter analyst being pulled to be her bodyguard?? She couldn't be more obvious she's tryna to fuck him if she tried, but he doesn't get it.

And ofc he wouldn't TELL her she shouldn't wear her hair like the woman who has a psycho stalker/murderer in town who goes after her lookalikes. So she'll be next.

Ohhhhh I get it. We have to listen to him be a misogynist all of book 7 so by the time Deb hates him and he dies in book 8 we don't care.

So Chase is a pedo and Dexter's crush is a clinical psychopath, right?

So Chase and that flirty male assistant are hooking up right