a-dawg’s Reviews > The Woman in White > Status Update

i’ve had two twisted teas while reading this and i feel like i’m being watched now

i know damn well that Sir Percival Glyde is evil. he’s like an ancient gold digger going after my queen 🗣️

ke$ha should appear in this book and it’d be even better

i’m out the door i’m bout a hit the city. when i leave brush my teeth w a bottle of jack, cause when i leave for the night i ain’t coming back. i’m talking pedicure on my toes toes. boys blowing up my phone phone.