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elizard is 70% done

HAHAHHA BIRTH CONTROL MAGIC HAHAJDHDSHAH

— Jan 01, 2026 08:35PM

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elizard’s Previous Updates

elizard is 92% done

I gotta be honest….. I’m not totally sure what’s going on at this point but I don’t think it’s any of my business tbh

— Jan 01, 2026 10:09PM

elizard is 90% done

omg…… this is not a fun book

— Jan 01, 2026 10:01PM

elizard is 86% done

okaayyyyyy!! this book is so fun omg

— Jan 01, 2026 09:42PM

elizard is 70% done

she’s gonna give her the magic rn isn’t she. isn’t she.

— Jan 01, 2026 08:28PM

elizard is 36% done

nobody in history has ever been as down bad as this dude

— Jan 01, 2026 05:56PM

elizard is 30% done

“we were both suuuuuuper hot like sooooo hot. EVERYBODY knew he was hot and EVERYBODY wanted me for my body. such an unlikely pair”

— Dec 30, 2025 10:40PM

elizard is 21% done

no way we’re doing a garden thing 😭

— Dec 30, 2025 10:00PM

elizard is 21% done

ohhhh it’s a good ol’ r & j 🙂‍↕️

— Dec 30, 2025 09:57PM

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message 1: by Julia (new)

I know absolutely nothing about this book, so my first thought when reading your comment was “lol, wut?” 🤣🤣

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