Joycee’s Reviews > Bourbon Bachelor > Status Update

The truth was in everything she didn’t say.

Scarlett is “way over thirty” and Tate is 42.

She hadn’t made me feel like a $h!tty dad like other teachers had. They had assumed that, since I looked the way I did, I must be a “boys will be boys” kind of guy instead of considering what the divorce did to my son.

I’m not a big drinker.

Neither am I.

Don’t you have to sample and stuff?

Oddly enough, that’s why we’re not big drinkers. It’s an art. It’s chemistry. It’s a hobby. You don’t want cheap $h!t after you’ve learned what goes into the best, and you don’t want to overdo it and ruin your taste for a family passion.

“Ladies, [Bourbon Canyon’s Fifth Annual Bachelor Auction] is about to begin,” the announcer called through the church’s sound system.

Because didn’t all bachelor auctions take place where babies were baptized?