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this book is still awful but we keep trekking through it ✊

small victories guys 🥹🥹🥹

pls be at 50%

can someone go back in time and cause lauren roberts to miss her lesson on alliteration in high school english class so i don’t have to endure anymore of this ridiculousness

AND I’M NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGHHHHHHHHH

don’t mind me i’m just live documenting my fucking crashout
are you amused? or are you annoyed? cause there are only those two options
is anything a glance? a look? a peek? no it’s always a gaze, has to be a gaze, because there aren’t a million other words in the english language no siree
future this future that i’m a future brain dead coma patient after the fucking stroke this book is giving me

someone definitely once said to lauren roberts “explain it to me like i’m five” and she fucking RAN with it

no but actually why the fuck does she have to repeat EVERYTHING and over explain every idea? is she just assuming all her readers have extremely poor reading comprehension skills? why am i being told what happened five pages ago? i just read it i fucking know what happened

my flabbers are so fucking gasted who in their right mind rated this anything more than one star HELLO???? AND IM ONLY 116 PAGES IN?!?!

i only read a chapter and a half tonight but oh my they were PAINFUL to get through

my pen and highlighters will run out by the end of this book i guarantee it

lauren roberts should never be allowed to use italics or ellipses ever again

you know when kids first start to swear and they do it every other word? yeah. that’s a one to one comparison right there i promise