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Azutaleif is 62% done

I HAVEN’T READ THIS BOOK SINCE LAST YEAR!!!! everyone please laugh i worked really hard on this joke it’s super original

— Jan 01, 2026 11:38PM

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Azutaleif’s Previous Updates

Azutaleif is 84% done

how have all of the characters become unlikeable in such a short span of time?

— Jan 03, 2026 09:37PM

Azutaleif is 74% done

so fillory is… lame? washed? unc? okay

— Jan 02, 2026 09:30PM

Azutaleif is 52% done

alice needs to see a therapist immediately!!!

— Dec 20, 2025 10:55PM

Azutaleif is 42% done

i too hate it when i am taken out on the roof at 3am and turned into a goose

— Dec 19, 2025 11:11PM

Azutaleif is 27% done

too much talk of breasts here…

— Dec 18, 2025 11:43PM

Azutaleif is 16% done

something about this writing is bothering me. i can’t quite put my finger on it yet though…

— Dec 13, 2025 11:55PM

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