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Anna is on page 46 of 98

don’t worry dogberry ❤️ i can barely understand some of these Shakespearean sentences too

justice for my man dogberry; he represents us all

— 9 hours, 26 min ago

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Anna is on page 68 of 98

NOOOOO ZONT ZO IT
ZONT ZO IT

… all because Don John’s Mercury was in retrograde 🙄

— 9 hours, 3 min ago

Anna is on page 43 of 98

LET ME WITNESS THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BENEDICK AND LEONATO; I BEG

— 9 hours, 31 min ago

Anna is on page 35 of 98

me when the enemies start lovering 🫣🤭

— 9 hours, 45 min ago

Anna is on page 16 of 98

“Let every eye negotiate for itself / And trust no agent”

these men are so moody and brooding <3

— 10 hours, 1 min ago

Anna is on page 16 of 98

oh, so this is what “anyone but you” tried to be? absurd!

— 10 hours, 6 min ago

Anna is on page 10 of 98

…did Beatrice just call S*tan a cuck?

— 10 hours, 26 min ago

Anna is on page 9 of 98

“Just, if he send me no husband; for which the blessing I am at him upon my knees every morning and every evening. Lord! I could not endure a husband…”

Beatrice I love you but we must hide your diva. I fear that since you don’t follow the gender norms of the time they will kill you off 🥺

— 10 hours, 28 min ago

Anna is on page 8 of 98

Don John has seriously used the excuse that he is so moody because he is a “Saturn rising” 😭 i love this play

— 10 hours, 32 min ago

Anna is on page 6 of 98

okay why is this actually so funny

Benedick and Beatrice are hilarious, especially together

— 10 hours, 41 min ago

Anna is on page 3 of 98

“ I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me “ RIP Beatrice, 2025 TikTok would have loved you ❤️

— 10 hours, 57 min ago