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"Because, sir, when he gets angry he doesn't just go and sulk, if you get my drift. He's no trouble at all apart from that, sir. All right? Just don't say monkey. Ohshit."

"His age was indeterminate. But in cynicism and general world weariness, which is a sort of carbon dating of the personality, he was about seven thousand years old." BAHAHAHA THIS MIGHT BE THE FUNNIEST LINE I'VE EVER READ. I cannot BELIEVE I read this (sub?) series out of order. It's SO much better getting introduced to the characters this REMARKABLY UNHINGED way