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Lindsey
is on page 126 of 352
"I can't think of what else he could possibly want for that price. Unless this is all some elaborate ruse and he plans to kill me, skin me, turn me into Lauren jerky and spend the next 10 years slowly consuming me piece by hard-to-digest piece."
— Jan 02, 2026 11:16AM
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Lindsey
is on page 87 of 352
"Real nice, Lauren. Vow to never think of the man again only to imagine gagging down his **** five seconds later." 😂😂😂😂 I'm DEAD
— Jan 02, 2026 10:25AM
Lindsey
is on page 67 of 352
"Real nice, Lauren. Bow to never think of the man again only to imagine gagging down his **** five seconds later." 😂😂😂 I'm dead
— Jan 02, 2026 10:24AM
