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“But boys ruin everything, don't they? Everything has to be this When Harry Met Sally bullshit, where sex always gets in the way.”

annual re-read 🫶

“I don't know if you realise how you speak to people sometimes, the way you feed people table scraps. I know that's what I get from you, table scraps, but because it's scraps from your table, it's better than a 3 course meal with someone else. And you've given me glimpses into your life, your real life, and I wonder if it's your fault. I wonder if you've got anything but scraps to give.”

yes i am reading this Again i simply can’t get enough

"When I leave, I regret not asking for a second shopping bag, as the wine bottles clank together dangerously and tug at the flimsy plastic handles of this so–called bag for life. 10p, fucking liberty."

irina is so much nicer over text than in real life its actually like scary lmao