Sophie Pay’s Reviews > Behooved > Status Update

I don’t know if they’re intentional or not but these stupid horse puns got old after about two chapters. “Tangled mane of hair” shut the fuck up

This reads like wattpad fanfiction written by a 12 year old (derogatory)

“I’d lost track of precisely what I was agreeing to”

You must be pretty fucking stupid then because you have said a total of two sentences to each other.

Taking a ringette stick to the neck yesterday was less painful than reading this shit

I’d love to be given even a basic breakdown of how technologically advanced this world is but no why would you ever need that it’s not as if world building is important

I would say Aric should go touch grass but not only does he touch it 12 hours a day he eats it too (horse freak)

Please for the love of god explain something for once

Fighting for my life right now why are you talking around Bianca giving information about her condition instead of just letting us her her actually explain anything

Omg a man told her having a chronic illness doesn’t make her weak which means it must be true. Someone take me out back and shoot me in the head please

Queen don’t worry you can’t show someone too much of yourself because you don’t have a personality to show them. watching mould grow is more interesting than you<3