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I am normally nonchalant about self deprecating things but this is excessive from Poppy but I’ll continue reading 😖
“He looks like he’s walking a runway in Milan, while I look like one of the hyenas in The Lion King”
Like…what???
— Jan 04, 2026 02:02PM
“He looks like he’s walking a runway in Milan, while I look like one of the hyenas in The Lion King”
Like…what???
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