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Alicia López Montero is 13% done

Honestly, the dimple ON TOP of being Spanish feels very unfair. Gratuitously so. To the rest of men.

— Jan 04, 2026 04:54PM

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Alicia’s Previous Updates

Alicia López Montero is 34% done

Oooooof course he was a finance bro and shagging their therapist.
His name is CLINT FFS.

— 22 hours, 54 min ago

Alicia López Montero is 24% done

Excuse me but wtf was that shower scene out of frigging nowhere?!?!
Sir, I WASN'T PREPARED

— Jan 05, 2026 05:18PM

Alicia López Montero is 5% done

Theo.
Now THAT'S a great name.

— Jan 04, 2026 03:10PM

Alicia López Montero is 3% done

Don't care what anyone says: getting hammered at an airport TGI Fridays with mimosas is a vibe.

— Jan 04, 2026 03:09PM

Alicia López Montero is 2% done

I mean... He's called Clint.
What more signs do you want.

— Jan 04, 2026 03:07PM

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