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Drew Starfell
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They’ve sent my babies Achilles and Patroclus off to war just because some guy’s tiny weewee wanted Helen and kidnapped her.
NOT ALWAYS A MAN, BUT ALWAYS A MAN. UGHHHH
Patroclus, I carry you in my heart. Rescuing enslaved women so terrible things won’t be done to them (I can’t say that word here, I think), teaching them how to speak Greek and keeping them safe… You’re too pure for this world. 3
— Jan 04, 2026 04:58PM
NOT ALWAYS A MAN, BUT ALWAYS A MAN. UGHHHH
Patroclus, I carry you in my heart. Rescuing enslaved women so terrible things won’t be done to them (I can’t say that word here, I think), teaching them how to speak Greek and keeping them safe… You’re too pure for this world. 3
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Drew Starfell
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Chapter 10.
/bonks Achilles and Patroclus.
Horny jail. Both of you.
(I screamed)
— Jan 03, 2026 03:06PM
/bonks Achilles and Patroclus.
Horny jail. Both of you.
(I screamed)
Drew Starfell
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I just know that this is gonna hurt like hell
— Jan 01, 2026 03:20PM
