Status Update

Sarah is 73% done

So basically: “Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.”

— Jan 04, 2026 06:10PM

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Sarah’s Previous Updates

Sarah is 82% done

I completely missed where it said this was set in 2007; I had to google what year this was set just now because these teenagers are using AIM… the Dan Brown reference earlier makes more sense now too 🤔

— Jan 04, 2026 07:15PM

Sarah is 72% done

— Jan 03, 2026 08:09PM

Sarah is 65% done

— Jan 01, 2026 12:36PM

Sarah is 46% done

They haven’t read The Da Vinci Code because they were approximately eight years old when that book came out and I am not okay with this author reminding me that I am old.

— Dec 29, 2025 08:58PM

Sarah is 43% done

— Dec 28, 2025 08:51PM

Sarah is 38% done

— Dec 26, 2025 06:38PM

Sarah is 24% done

All teenagers in books sound like Isaac and Jeannemary in my head, am I the only one?

— Dec 20, 2025 08:11PM

Sarah is 21% done

— Dec 19, 2025 06:38AM

Sarah is 9% done

— Dec 08, 2025 10:24PM