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me diving to get my phone out of the harbor

“the last thought he had that morning as he closed his eyes was ‘i hope that tornado had hit the moose’” LMAO

this poor kid literally in the torture chamber

another thing this book told me that i’ve carried with me from childhood to now is the sound of a tornado like a train

“the insane cow” 😭😭

bruh you knew it was a skunk and still tried to fight 😭😭

“…which meant more wood and still more wood. there did not seem to be an end to the wood he would need”

me on 99 nights

also the way i was like hope it’s just a hognose snake 😭😭 NOPE !

a porcupine would be my last straw fr

brian going thru the college experience of accidentally calling your college apartment “home” and it freaking you out but he’s in the woods with a little guy