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“Below me, Curran gathered himself, jumped ten feet in the air, bounced off the concrete into another jump, then another, and landed next to me.
“Me Kate. You Tarzan?”
“No.” ”
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— Jan 05, 2026 12:20AM
“Me Kate. You Tarzan?”
“No.” ”
🤣🤣lmao
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“He nodded with a wide grin. “It’s a quiet peaceful kind of snoring. Like a small cuddly Tasmanian devil. Kind of cute when sleeping, all claws and teeth when awake.”
ofc 🤣
— Jan 05, 2026 01:46AM
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Serra
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“You know you can’t take me.’ And Joey pulled his knife and told me to protect Julie.”
Ascanio squeezed his eyes shut. “Julie was already messed up. I picked her up and I ran.”
His legs were broken and he’d carried Julie anyway.”
🎶 i’m drowning, it’s raining all day🎶😞💔
— Jan 03, 2026 07:10AM
Ascanio squeezed his eyes shut. “Julie was already messed up. I picked her up and I ran.”
His legs were broken and he’d carried Julie anyway.”
🎶 i’m drowning, it’s raining all day🎶😞💔
Serra
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“Speaking of sweet young things, how is my boy fitting in?”
Like a square peg into a round hole. “We’re working on it.”
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— Dec 29, 2025 11:13PM
Like a square peg into a round hole. “We’re working on it.”
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Serra
is on page 247 of 308
“I’m tired. My knee is hurting again and I’m trying to teleport myself upstairs.”
“Um, Kate, you can’t do that.”
“I know. But I’m trying very hard. Let me know if I start fading?”
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— Dec 29, 2025 11:03PM
“Um, Kate, you can’t do that.”
“I know. But I’m trying very hard. Let me know if I start fading?”
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Serra
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“Krav Maga, black belt, Dan five.”
mean he’s shit🤢🥴
ugh whyy my fave authors 😞💔
— Dec 28, 2025 04:20PM
mean he’s shit🤢🥴
ugh whyy my fave authors 😞💔
