Status Update

Dorian Burnsed is 50% done

Not little Edward-Jacob…..

— Jan 05, 2026 05:41AM

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Dorian’s Previous Updates

Dorian Burnsed is 80% done

This Volturi arc might be my favorite part of the whole series…

— 4 hours, 50 min ago

Dorian Burnsed is 74% done

THE VOLTURI ARE COMING AAAAAAA

— 14 hours, 33 min ago

Dorian Burnsed is 70% done

RENESMEE CARLIE Bella the most creative person ever

— Jan 08, 2026 08:40AM

Dorian Burnsed is 66% done

Thanks SM you’ve made me hate Jacob

— Jan 07, 2026 04:09PM

Dorian Burnsed is 59% done

YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER

— Jan 06, 2026 05:36AM

Dorian Burnsed is 56% done

When is it my turn to be a vampire…

— Jan 05, 2026 03:19PM

Dorian Burnsed is 47% done

Shakes fucking head…..

— Dec 04, 2025 01:35PM

Dorian Burnsed is 43% done

Pregnant Bella is driving me nuts

— Dec 03, 2025 06:00PM

Dorian Burnsed is 38% done

I like being in Jacob’s pov

— Dec 03, 2025 06:43AM

Dorian Burnsed is 35% done

Rosalie kinda sucks rn

— Dec 02, 2025 03:30PM

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