Carol Storm’s Reviews > The Villa > Status Update

Will you stop telling us that Noel and Pierce are rock stars? These guys make the Monkees look like the Doors! I can actually picture Mickey Dolenz saying, "Look out, creampuffs. Here comes tomorrow!"

Okay, that was the dullest three-way I've ever read. Instead of watching The Talented Mr. Ripley for the Italian atmosphere, maybe Rachel should have watched WILD THINGS a few times. "Hey! Can anybody read over there? Noel Gordon will get what he deserves!"