Mike’s Reviews > Finishing Touches > Status Update

Repressed American on vacation in London meets a strangely ingratiating cosmetic surgeon one night in a bar, and next thing you know finds himself with a one-way ticket to Eyes Wide Shut-sville. Got to finish this one before the semester starts, as the cover rates about an 8/10 on the "better not to let students or co-workers see me reading this" scale.