Shakira’s Reviews > Into the Wild > Status Update

“Clouds of mosquitoes materialize out of the sticky heat” really not selling Alaska rn

Okay the author’s cut-in is actually decent storytelling but also making me piss my pants I would have turned back immediately

Swear to goddddd Chris is bipolar (non derogatory)

Gotta wonder if we’re gonna discuss why it’s always men

Mccandless isn’t like the other unprepared weird guys… he’s ✨special✨

Soooo many similar stories of “underprepared overconfident men bumbling around out there” (some of which honestly sound more interesting or have better diary entries than Chris)

Guy needs to get a more balanced diet than just rice I’m begging

“Ronald Franz (not his real name… I have given him a pseudonym”

YOURE JUST NOW MENTIONING THIS after talking about the guy for 20 pages??

Mans is out here breaking an 81 year old man’s heart!! Brutal. Also not the author referring to him as “the boy” and then one paragraph later being like “yeah it was his 24th birthday”. Sir the law says he is Not a boy