EllieMaeBiscuitHead’s Reviews > Diary of an Oxygen Thief > Status Update

maybe his paranoia is rubbing off on me, is she trying to make an alcoholic start drinking again 😭

French girlfriend who knows everything and tells him to go to therapy lol

the comb on his shoulders is DIABOLICAL. 😭😭

i like this switch to second person

“But I was curious to see if I’d get laid. I knew she’d be getting fairly drunk and after all, I had nothing else to do.” GET LIKE THREE HOBBIES AND A POCKET PUSSY.

Compares her to a 16 year old girl when they had sex. for some reason STILL think he’s gonna get laid. The exhibition didn’t humiliate him - he did almost have a drop of liquor that her friend accidentally splashed on his lip. He didn’t think it was an accident.

“In my mind I’m still her boyfriend. We’re just going through a bumpy patch.” They were never explicitly dating, her family didn’t even know his name, she literally told him she wasn’t ready or interested in a relationship..??

Still thinking he could get laid..
bro her exhibition is 100% going to humiliate you

i think this guy could make up any reason for a stranger to be against him

moved to NY to be with her but they were never officially dating…?????