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“You’re my sunshine.”

i think my heart just exploded 🫠

“His fingertip dips around my shoulder blade, then loops down my spine, and I’m pretty sure he’s writing his name.”

garrett is officially my favorite 🥹

“Adam swirls the straw in his chocolate milk.”

“Carter’s not even looking at me. He’s blowing bubbles in his fucking chocolate milk.”

“If it’s my time to go, at least the dessert was orgasmic.”

hot softie hockey players who drink chocolate milk at brunch 😭 protect them at all costs!!

“The only thing I’m certain about wanting is pizza.”

“It’s safer to have a tight-knit circle, a few people you can trust wholeheartedly, than to recklessly let in anyone who asks, even if it is a little lonely sometimes. Besides, who needs a boyfriend when you’ve got a drawer full of battery-powered ones? Men don’t vibrate, but dildos do.”

no words, just laughter and tears 😂😭

“Poor guy hasn’t figured out that I’m caviar; he can’t afford me no matter how hard he tries.”

a true queen statement 🙂‍↕️